hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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