Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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