hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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