She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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