Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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