Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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