I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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