So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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