we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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