are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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