just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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