i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I am one with the molecules
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize