Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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