summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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