Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Terrible idea I love it
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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