How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
honey bunches of taint.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We left an ass print on the piano.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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