I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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