woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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