What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just google imaged poop.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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