That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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