Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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