If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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