He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
