it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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