I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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