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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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