I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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