did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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