I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
