Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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