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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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