Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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