Is it normal to miss your booty call?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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