Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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