I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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