; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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