I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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