how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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