wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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