If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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