Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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