i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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