they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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