Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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