Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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