I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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