found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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