So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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