my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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