I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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