Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
did you just send me my own nude
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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