What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
People in love make me want to vomit
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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