Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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