Jerry, you need to find god
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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