Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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