She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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